"My mother is such an alarmist!" complained the teenager girl to her friends. "One cough and she thinks I have bronchitis. A headache and she is sure it is a brain tumor. One little lie and she thinks I am destined for a career as a Politician!!"
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... and a Heavenly laugh!
Up in Heaven, the Pastor was shown his eternal reward. To his dissapoitment, he was given only a small shack. But down a heavenly street he saw a Dar-Arusha Bus Driver being shown a lovely estate with gardens and pools.
"I dont understand" the Pastor said. "My whole life I served God with all I had, and this is all I get while a mere Bus Driver is given a Mansion?"
"It is quite simple" explained St. Peter. "When you preached, people slept; but when he drove, people remembered God and prayed!"